Dan Patrick Still Sucks

Well, you can take the boy out of ESPN, but you can't take the crap out of the boy...

For those of you who don't know, former ESPN anchor Dan Patrick his now hosting his own syndicated sports radio show.  And so none of you have to listen to this travesty, allow me to sum up every damn show:

Dan Patrick spends 4 hours talking about all the famous people he knows.  Oh, and he drops names of famous people he knows.  Oh, and he tells stories about how he and famous people go to dinner together.  Oh, and he talks about all the famous people he knows.

That is the one, and only time the Last Lion shall discuss Dan Patrick again.  The Last Lion wants the five minutes he spent typing this back. 

Oh, and Dan Patrick likes to talk about the famous people he knows.